...we have a very special guest, Santa Paws. Despite being told he would never succeed, Santa Paws proved the critics wrong, and published two highly popular Christmas books, Christmas Carols from the Kennel and The Night before Christmas. One day he hopes to run motivational workshops for other wanna-be dog writers.
Ham bones, turkey bones, chicken wings, prawn shells, burnt sausages.
What was your favourite Christmas present ever?
The night I was left behind in the deli at Coles. I’m not sure if it was a present, or if they just forgot me.
What was your worst Christmas present ever?
An old sock. Why do people think dogs want their old socks?
What book will you be reading this Christmas?
The Night Before Christmas and Christmas Carols from the Kennel.
Like Elle Macpherson I only believe in reading books that I’ve written.
If you ever had the chance to meet Santa what would you say?
Woof. Santa doesn’t believe that dogs can talk.
Did you ever appear on Santa’s ‘naughty’ list?
There was an incident involving Santa’s hat. I refuse to say anything further.
Did you ever sneak a peek at your Christmas presents?
No, but I did bury them once.
What’s your favourite Christmas song?
I like this version of ‘Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer’.
Have you ever kissed someone under the mistletoe?
I’m a dog, so I’ve slobbered on someone, but I can’t tell you who, or what actually.
What food do you always eat too much of at Christmas time?
Whatever I can steal off the barbeque. And bones.
If you could invite 5 people to your Christmas dinner who would they be?
Can I invite 5 dogs? Lassie, Buster, Fang, The Poky Little Puppy, Toto.
Which reindeer is your favourite and why?
I don’t have a favourite, they’re all equally as good for chasing.
If you had your own reindeer what would you call it?
What decoration do you put on the top of your Christmas tree?
A cat in a Christmas hat, or sometimes a bone.
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